New Year's Resolutions
Possible New Year’s Resolutions: 1.) You always have the stand-by of “Must. Lose. All. The. Weight.” 2.) Or you can do the “Must be nice to all the people.” 3.) “Stop procrastinating and actually do some stuff” is always a safe one. 4.) The “Pay all my bills on time no matter what” resolution. 5.) You could even pull a “Take $20...
“I know it’s sad, but whenever I get a new pet, I go through a long process of choosing the perfect name. They’re kind of like my children.”
10 things I should be good at by now, but I'm not:
10.) Getting through the city without a GPS of some sort. Even if I’ve lived there for twenty years… 09.) Scanning my grocery items correctly the first time in the Self Check-Out lines at Wal-Mart. 08.) Peeling an orange without getting the terrible, acidic juice in my eye balls. 07.) Remembering ANYONE’S phone number off the top of my head, without looking in my cell phone. ...